Reason # 8,004,361,752 why living with your mother after college is like being raped in the eye with a pinecone:
Mom: (Sees that my sock drawer has been left ajar two inches and takes this as an invitation to open it up and peruse at will). "What's this here in the back? Are there shampoo bottles in your sock drawer?" (Pulls out a vibrator)--"Oh,
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